we all know that the best man here couldn’t satisfy a woman - no, a force - such as the Foss. after all, the Foss has felt the human hunger for companionship four times and thus married. but she’s also felt the celestial callings of superhuman evolution four times as well, and thus she’s a single woman. ney, a single super woman.
however, we all know the Foss was born Karen Colleen Graham. That means what? after all, batman was born bruce wayne. it means that one of us lowly men had enough panache to not only initially attract the Foss, not only marry this marvel, not only give her his name…but after his luster invariably waned, she kept his name!
so i ask you, millions of delta fossians, who is michael foss, and how has he affected the 21st century? why is he conspicouosly absent from the usual avenues of the internet?
one final nugget to chew on as we contemplate the Foss: was there ever a michael foss to begin with?
