Delta Foss
The Anti-Foss? And by natural extension, the Anti-Christ?
This was the moment I became a real man. I mean, a REAL man.
Yes Karen, we have been doing pretty well….
Confessions of a Fosshead
“I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of Foss fell to the floor. Well, my dog Chilli, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my Foss on her back and side. I yelled, ‘No Chilli! No!’”
“So I got a straw and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw Foss. Back, butt, side - not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the Foss the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose too. It’s not a good flavour coming off the dog.”
we all know that the best man here couldn’t satisfy a woman - no, a force - such as the Foss. after all, the Foss has felt the human hunger for companionship four times and thus married. but she’s also felt the celestial callings of superhuman evolution four times as well, and thus she’s a single woman. ney, a single super woman.
however, we all know the Foss was born Karen Colleen Graham. That means what? after all, batman was born bruce wayne. it means that one of us lowly men had enough panache to not only initially attract the Foss, not only marry this marvel, not only give her his name…but after his luster invariably waned, she kept his name!
so i ask you, millions of delta fossians, who is michael foss, and how has he affected the 21st century? why is he conspicouosly absent from the usual avenues of the internet?
one final nugget to chew on as we contemplate the Foss: was there ever a michael foss to begin with?
By nature, Karen Foss and all of her devotees are kind, considerate folk. However, when we see an imposter attempt to use the name of Foss in a way directly defiant to all things Fossian, we are capable of wrathful, ruthless vengence. In other words, University of New Mexico, prepare to get fucked.
There’s a travesty going on at KSDK’s website. They have a whole page of videos dedicated to The Foss (including the legendary video of Mike Bush weeping), yet I can’t get any of them to work. Some of the more tech-savvy Delta Foss members should have a go, because you know we’re sitting on a goldmine of Foss-dulation.
Coincidence? Utility hires Sun-dating Foss
“When she’s not working, Foss enjoys reading and collecting antiques. She loves the outdoors; every night that she’s not working, she makes a date with the sunset.” http://www.stlouiswomanmag.com/covergallery/05/feb.html
“The board of directors of Ameren Corporation (NYSE: AEE) has elected well-known broadcast journalist Karen Foss as vice president for Public Relations at its Missouri-based utility company, AmerenUE.” http://ameren.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=43&item=313
